ambivalentagain:

I love this.

Me too. Elephants are the best. They are really smart animals and also very sensitive.

I want to go to Burning Man soooo badly. Karl goes every year and just raves about how awesome it is. I really think that this could be a life - changing experience for me. This festival has pretty much everything I love, such as:

• Dancing
• Floats
• You don’t need money (Burning Man’s economy is a barter system)
• Babes
• Camping
• Art installations
• “Newcomers are invited to ring a bell and roll around in the dust.” - burningman.com

Sounds pretty cool to me.

I checked online and it’s sold out, but I might have Karl sneak me in there in his van. It’s going on until September 5th, so I can still make it, and believe you me, I’m going to do everything I can to get there.

andersholmvik:

Blake, 

This isn’t easy for me, but in the spirit of being forthright, I just want to tell you that I also have a major crush on Paula Deen. I know that you fell in love with her first and I feel like a real scumbag for liking the same girl that you do, but she really is amazing and I tried to fight it, but I can’t fight what’s in my heart.

Ders,

How could I ask you not to fall in love with Paula Deen?  She’s mesmerizing!  To tell you “No!” would be to try and cage that chicken fried beauty, and that would be like putting the glow of the sun in a box for only you to open.  A crime, a god damn crime, is what it is.

All I ask is that you fight for her like a gentleman, and if you best me?  You treat her right, like she deserves, you treat her like the Queen of America.  I will do the same, and hopefully, things don’t get physical between you and I.  I’d fight hard for Paula.  I got a feeling you would too.

Until that day comes, my friend (for now),

Blake Henderson