Blake's Fun Time Place: I Did It! →
andersholmvik: blakehenderson: Right after I hit the snooze button for the 2nd time this morning, I was in that half-sleep, half-mind place where things come to you and you figure stuff out, depending on how hard you have to pee. Didn’t have to pee that hard, so I ended up thinking about that gnarly water bottle riddle from… Great job, Blake. See where you can get when you just apply...
I Did It!
Right after I hit the snooze button for the 2nd time this morning, I was in that half-sleep, half-mind place where things come to you and you figure stuff out, depending on how hard you have to pee. Didn’t have to pee that hard, so I ended up thinking about that gnarly water bottle riddle from Die Hard 3. You know, he and Sam Jackson have to figure out how to get exactly 4 gallons of water...
andersholmvik: Blake, This isn’t easy for me, but in the spirit of being forthright, I just want to tell you that I also have a major crush on Paula Deen. I know that you fell in love with her first and I feel like a real scumbag for liking the same girl that you do, but she really is amazing and I tried to fight it, but I can’t fight what’s in my heart. Ders, How could I ask you not to...
Jillian Help-a-Scopes! (Part 1)
So my dear friend Jillian writes for our TelAmeriCorp monthly employee newsletter, but after posting that, she wanted me to to show she’s not just some “…corporate pencil jockey writing the man’s words!” (her words, I double checked with her that she said that, and she said to add an exclamation point). I asked how I could help, and she handed me her first batch of...
My Quest To Watch A Foreign Film: "I Am Curious...
Ders is always bragging about how cultured he is and how he has such sophisticated taste when it comes to movies and food. He always shows off by naming all the movies he’s seen on the AFI top 100 movies list and last night I decided to do old Ders one better and check out a foreign film that I know he’s never seen so I can brag about it and make him feel stupid. I’ve seen a...
lars-honeytoast asked: would ur son apollo have the middle name "creed"?
Names For My Future Children
When I grow up and have children I want to have one boy and one girl. I already have their names picked out. I am going to name my son, Apollo, and my daughter, Beyonce. Obviously, I hope that my wife is named Paula Deen, but I’m still open to meeting another woman who I may or may not love just as much.
Tough to sleep tonight, Adam keeps knocking on Ders’ door, asking when he can sleep in ‘his room’… Guess I’ll throw on Taken again, see if that helps me sleep.
Anders Holmvik's Life Motto →
Hey, Adam, I think this is a little much. Iknow we talked about switching rooms, but that was when they were just 4 walls, a floor, a ceiling, maybe a fan, some windows, and closets. Now, they’re our ROOMS. I wouldn’t trade my room with anyone, it’s where I think, sleep, meditate, pray, create, and hell, do everything but use the bathroom. If I had a plumbing set up, I’d...
stormtrooperstormtrooper asked: Do you own any howling wolves t-shirts? Also, drunk Triceratops and sober Stegosaurus engage in a brawl in the back alley of a seedy strip club; who prevails?
mynameiszach asked: dude what the hell?
Adam V. Ders - The Update
Started drinking Irish Sangria — that’s white sangria mixed with dashes of Green Apple Pucker and Jameson, to taste, and I taste a lot of it— and blacked out before I could see who won between Ders and Adam in their phone number get-off. Totally forgot about it until now, so I think Ders won because when I asked Adam, he just said “It doesn’t matter, we all had fun...
Rise of the Party of the Blakes
Totally feel better, hangover gone. In the ‘Vo now, gonna get into it tonight at the old Black Bear. Should be fun since Adam and Ders bet each other over who could get more phone numbers… not sure what they put on the line, but the last time they tried this they got in a fistfight over whether or not Ders was cheating by using the bump app and accidentally knocking into people. My...