September 2011
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Think Alice might be on to a certain cubicle mate of mine’s internet chicanery. Just writing this down in case in comes back later in a debate that I knew before the hammer dropped.
Kids, tweet at your own risk.
Signed,
Blake Henderson
September 15th, 2011
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Blake's Fun Time Place: Puzzled - Back to the... →
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blakehenderson:
After my mammoth success with solving the Die Hard 3 water jug puzzle and the Little Big League open-ended word problem, I took some well deserved time off.
When I came back to the game, I thought, hey, why not tackle one of the big visual tricks in movie cinema and really cement my place as…
The Horton Plaza parking structure in downtown San Diego is like...
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Koala
mustbelosingmymind asked: Maybe it's just two separate staircases in the same stairwell winding around each other?
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Puzzled - Back to the Future 2 Casino Stairs
After my mammoth success with solving the Die Hard 3 water jug puzzle and the Little Big League open-ended word problem, I took some well deserved time off.
When I came back to the game, I thought, hey, why not tackle one of the big visual tricks in movie cinema and really cement my place as the internets go-to movie fixer.
But I flew too close to the sun, because Back to the Future: Part 2...
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Joke's On Alice
Alice apparently put out a memo saying we sucked for sucking at our jobs and told us that as punishment she wouldn’t be choosing an Employee Of The Month. Ders and Adam and Montez seem pretty bent out of shape about this, but I couldn’t care less. I actually thought we stopped doing employee of the months six months ago.
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Trailer Cat
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dollnuts asked: i'm thinking about applying at TelAmeriCorp. put in a good word for me?
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Underwater Walking Cat
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Katy Perry Cat Perfume
Meow!
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Watchin' CATS
Decided to watch CATS after finding that sweatshirt this morning to see if it’s something I want to rep. I’m about halfway through (1998 performance, directed by David Mallet) and I can’t decide whether I like it or not.
It’s definitely pretty fucking weird. Ders was sort of right about being creeped out by grown - ups dressed in cat costumes who are singing and dancing....
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CATS Sweatshirt
I made Ders stop at Starbucks so I could use the bathroom on the way to work and when I was in there I found this awesome sweatshirt:
I asked if it belonged to anyone there and nobody claimed it, so now it’s all mine. I’m definitely going to wash it when I get home because I don’t know where it’s been. Ders keeps telling me that CATS is really stupid and that he...
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Burning Man Update
I’m still really mad at Karl for abandoning me before Burning Man, I may never actually forgive him. However, I got a call from him today and he apologized and told me that while he was trying to climb onto one of the floats he slipped and fell and broke his arm. He felt that it happened because of what he did to me and that it was karma.
I don’t know if it was karma or the fact that...
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“It’s not like, like now that me and Anna broke up I’m now choosing...”
– Seth Cohen, “The Heartbreak”, OC Season 1.
So romantic. I’m not even afraid to say it. Ders was going to post it, but his eyes are still kind of teary, so he said I could.
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Tragic Burning Man News
Just got a call from Karl. Expected it to go something like this:
KARL: “Hey, Blazer. Meet me outside in an hour and we’ll go to Burning Man and have the best weekend of our lives.”
ME: “Sounds good, Karl. Thanks for picking me up. See you in a bit.”
Instead the call went like this:
ME: “Hey, Karl. Where ya at, bud?”
KARL: “Oh man. Just went...
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Burning Man BURNING MAN!
Bought 10 loafs of bread and 5 lbs of cheese slices, Karl says he has an iron we can plug into the van and an ironing board for a work station.
We’re gonna be grilled cheese kingpins, he says, which is a little weird for me since I really want to enjoy the scene and ride something like this—
But hey, if I gotta do a little work to earn my place in the Rape Van’s hollowed...
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Might Start Using A Handkerchief
Saw an old man outside Cold Stone Creamery with a handkerchief and he looked so cool that I think I might start using one too.
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FUGGGGG Yeah →
Just found my sleeping bag for Burning Man!!!!!!!!!
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Burning Man is a S'go!
GONNA SEE THE WOOD MAN BURN!
Karl totally said I can sneak through inside his hollowed-out secret van compartment, which he says they never check anyway. He doesn’t even have to hide his ‘supplies’, at least not like he would if he were driving to some corporate music shithole festival.
Apparently they’re really strict about having a ticket to get in, but then ultra...
